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'Are you taking a calcium supplement?'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

Scales

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

Orthopaedist

"We need to put in more bones."

Wearing bras in 2020.

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

"But doc, I can't understand what my body is telling me. It's mouth is always full!"

'I think they're still just sizing each other up.'

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

Woman and scales.

Woman walking a pelvis on a lead.

Life drawing class.

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

"You need to include more calcium in your diet."

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

Safety - Stretching Exercises.

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

Bones

"In my day we had trimphones."

'Long periods of inactivity are not good for a pirate like you, Cap'n. You're taking root.'

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

"Well, okay. Let's suppose that it's normal for your unborn baby to be three stone. You'd still be 18lbs overweight."

Man standing on weighing scales in his bathroom

Paleontology Quiz: Based on this bone, you know that this dinosaur....

'What happened mom? I thought you were on a low-carb diet?'

'Calcium supplements: aisle three, bottom shelf.'