Bone Health Advocates Gifts

'Are you taking a calcium supplement?'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

Scales

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

Orthopaedist

Wearing bras in 2020.

"We need to put in more bones."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

Woman walking a pelvis on a lead.

'I think they're still just sizing each other up.'

"But doc, I can't understand what my body is telling me. It's mouth is always full!"

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

Woman and scales.

That gut! Why can't I lay off the nuts?? I fly funny. I really do. My voice is so annoying. Self-mockingbird.

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

Life drawing class.

"You need to include more calcium in your diet."

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

Safety - Stretching Exercises.

'Long periods of inactivity are not good for a pirate like you, Cap'n. You're taking root.'

Man standing on weighing scales in his bathroom

Bones

"In my day we had trimphones."

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

"Well, okay. Let's suppose that it's normal for your unborn baby to be three stone. You'd still be 18lbs overweight."

Paleontology Quiz: Based on this bone, you know that this dinosaur....

'What happened mom? I thought you were on a low-carb diet?'