Bone Health Advocate Gifts

"You need to include more calcium in your diet."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

Scales

"You won’t need refills."

Friendly bacteria

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Orthopaedist

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

Wearing bras in 2020.

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"We need to put in more bones."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

That gut! Why can't I lay off the nuts?? I fly funny. I really do. My voice is so annoying. Self-mockingbird.

An apple a day.

Woman and scales.

'I think they're still just sizing each other up.'

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

"But doc, I can't understand what my body is telling me. It's mouth is always full!"

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

What's really in junk food...

Woman walking a pelvis on a lead.

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

Proponent of good diet and vigorous exercise - Mr. Tramp does admit to an occasional sweet...

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

'Does my bum bag look big in this'

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

Life drawing class.

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"