Backcare Advocate Gifts

Self help acupuncture

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Obama Healthcare.

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Vaccine

Budget

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

Covid and the Vaccines

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Doctors Discussion

30 Days Has Movember

Healthcare declaration

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Health Care Crisis table.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'