Back Care Champion Gifts

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Lumbar support animal

Family working together

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

"Well, the first thing we're going to do is loosen those suspenders!"

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

"Too hard?"

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

"Yes, I can multi-task. Why do you ask?"

"Mijo...get me some water...not cold, but not hot either...just kind of cold. Maybe with just one ice cube... But not in a glass. Put it in a cup and stir it with a spoon."

Hazard of texting

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

"I think I know where we went wrong with this salsa routine...bad news, my back's locked up!"

"I'm helping Mom wash the dishes."

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

Safety - Stretching Exercises.

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