Back Care Gifts

'The doctor said you needed lumbar support, you old fool. not lumber support!'

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

Chiropractor: We bend over backwards for our customers.

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

Lumbar support animal

Egyptian chiropractor.

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

'I can't wait to get the money for one of those new laptops, this foot-top is killing my back!'

"Yeah, it's work-related, Doc...I bent over backwards trying to please my boss!"

The Cello Victims

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

'You're very tense today.'

'You threw your back out? Well, run out and retrieve it!'

Hazard of texting

"I think I know where we went wrong with this salsa routine...bad news, my back's locked up!"

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."

'Oh, for pity sakes, I've seen backhair before!'

Safety - Stretching Exercises.

"I put my right foot in, I put my right foot out, I did the hokey pokey and I threw my back out!"

"Ouch! You’re killing me!"

Egyptians stuck in position line up to see the chiropractor.

"Don't forget your chiropractor's appointment tomorrow!"

'Who would like a little judo chop while you're waiting?'

'Ever since I hired you, you've been a pain in my neck. After I get back from my chiropractor, I'm going to fire you.'

"It's done wonders for my back."

"Relax! That first crack is just me getting past your deductible."

"There we go. How’d that feel, Frank? … Frank? … Mr. Blume? Oh, no."

"If you kick her with the left spur, she'll give you more lumbar support."

Chiropractor

'You want to take it easy with those Jeff, I did my thorax in last week.'

"There he goes, against the advice of his back specialist."

'We hope you don't mind, David is particular about his lumbar support.'