Back Care Advocate Gifts

Chiropractor

"The aerodynamics suck, but it's better for my back."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

Vaccine

Covid and the Vaccines

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Prostate: 51st State

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"The cape comes off too."

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Preventive medicine.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

Regardless children just want to fit in.

Vaccines vs Variants

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'