Back Care Enthusiast Gifts

How to avoid hurting your back.

'Bad back!'

'We hope you don't mind, David is particular about his lumbar support.'

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

Woman walking a pelvis on a lead.

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

Hazard of texting

"I think I know where we went wrong with this salsa routine...bad news, my back's locked up!"

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

Safety - Stretching Exercises.

Looks like a slipped disk.

'Our staff is highly skilled mam, but getting your husband to grow a backbone is simply beyond our expertise.'

'The doctor said you needed lumbar support, you old fool. not lumber support!'

Man sees door sign at Podiatrist's office: 'This Little Piggy Went to Market'.

"Ooooohhhh, that feels so good. Now, down and a little to the right, please."

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

'Does it hurt when I do this...?'

'You want to take it easy with those Jeff, I did my thorax in last week.'

Chiropractor

Pumice Stone Accidents.

"There he goes, against the advice of his back specialist."

Pisa Chiropractic.

Maybe it ain't so manly, like ya say, but this here stadium seat sure has saved my back.

Linda mad a killing during slow-moving commuter traffic.

In the podiatrist's office.

The Chiropractor - 'I've been looking forward to this all week!'

Chiropractor: We bend over backwards for our customers.