Bone Care Enthusiasts Gifts

Woman walking a pelvis on a lead.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Orthopaedist

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"We need to put in more bones."

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

Dentists on Holiday

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

"I can recommend the steak if you've got your own teeth."

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

Dentimony.

"You need to include more calcium in your diet."