Bone Aficionado Gifts

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Bone

Skeleton playing fetch.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Fetch the Boomerang

Pizza Delivery Delays

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

"We need to put in more bones."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

Lumberjack's Dog

Woman walking a pelvis on a lead.

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mister Kane...You've got 'Shingles'.'

Jake played with a dead man's hand

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'