Bone Aficionado Mugs

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Bone

Skeleton playing fetch.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Vivienne Westwood

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Fetch the Boomerang

Pizza Delivery Delays

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

"We need to put in more bones."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Woman walking a pelvis on a lead.

Lumberjack's Dog

The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mister Kane...You've got 'Shingles'.'