Bone Aficionados Mugs

'But it's still early. Why don't you come on in, and we'll splinter a bone together?'

Skeleton playing fetch.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

How Amazon was invented

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

'I like thinking inside the box.'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Fetch the Boomerang

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

"We need to put in more bones."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

Woman walking a pelvis on a lead.

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mister Kane...You've got 'Shingles'.'

"I don't know art but I know what I like and I like it."

"So help me, Harrison. . . If you say 'The Hip Bone's Connected To The Thigh Bone' once more, I'll. . ."

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.