Funny Bone Aficionado Mugs

Fetch the Boomerang

Security Bards.

Skeleton playing fetch.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"We need to put in more bones."

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."

Movers and shakers.

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'