Funny Bone Adventurer Mugs

'Pink elephants are one thing, but poor Smitty sees Smurfs!'

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Fetch the Boomerang

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

Movers and shakers.

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

Dave soon realised it was going to be a tough gig.