Bones Enthusiast Mugs

A woman and a girl are visiting an Osteoporosis Clinic when she pushes on the handle it snaps off

Skeleton playing fetch.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

Body Building

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

Fetch the Boomerang

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"We need to put in more bones."

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

Orthopaedist

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

"I've been working exclusively on my core."

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

Woman walking a pelvis on a lead.

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

Anatomy & Physiology Exam: The ... bone's connected to ... bone...

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mister Kane...You've got 'Shingles'.'

"I don't know art but I know what I like and I like it."

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"

Paleontology Quiz: Based on this bone, you know that this dinosaur....