Bones Enthusiast Pillows

A woman and a girl are visiting an Osteoporosis Clinic when she pushes on the handle it snaps off

Skeleton playing fetch.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

Body Building

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Fetch the Boomerang

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"We need to put in more bones."

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Orthopaedist

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

"I've been working exclusively on my core."

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

Woman walking a pelvis on a lead.

Anatomy & Physiology Exam: The ... bone's connected to ... bone...

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mister Kane...You've got 'Shingles'.'

"I don't know art but I know what I like and I like it."

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

'We could use someone with your brains around here. When can you start?'

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"

Looks like a slipped disk.