Bone Enthusiast Pillows

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

'Better check the expiration date.'

Bewildered dog stares at source of voice commands.

First savings & bone.

Osteoporosis Club: You Must Be This Short.

"We need to put in more bones."

Bones

Osteologist

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

'Ancient bones. Early man. Valuable. Probably Uncle Fred.'

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

'Carbon date if you must but I'd stake my reputation on it being a July, 1993, Sunday Roast!'

Grave yard bones.

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"No water, but man, this place is, like, bone heaven!"

Paleontology Quiz: Based on this bone, you know that this dinosaur....

Skeleton playing fetch.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

Fetch the Boomerang

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'