Funny Bone Enthusiast Pillows

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

'No wait....This one is the oral thermometer.'

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

"It's our anniversary, dummy."

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'I'll get rid of him as soon as I figure out how he does it.'

"You're a laugh a minute Bob-that's not enough!"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"Baldo's a pretty simple man."

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

Skeleton playing fetch.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

Fetch the Boomerang

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"We need to put in more bones."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

"If I'd wanted a Picasso I'd have gone to an art gallery, wouldn't I?"

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mister Kane...You've got 'Shingles'.'