Funny Bone Appreciator Pillows

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."

"These are all great ideas guys, but I'm afraid we're going to have to come up with something new."

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Punkins

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

Will eat your homework for $.

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"Call me!"

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'