Funny Bone Appreciator Pillows

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."

"These are all great ideas guys, but I'm afraid we're going to have to come up with something new."

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Punkins

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"Call me!"

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"You've got night fever."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?