Funny Bone Collectors Pillows

'He admits it!'

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Happy.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Dog in casino.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

Punkins

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Museum of Bones

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Prepper Dog

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

Dog Love.

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'