Bone Collector Chuckler Pillows

Happy.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Dead Funny

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Dog in casino.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Punkins

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Prepper Dog

Museum of Bones

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Dog Love.

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'That's Milly for you...she buries her bones the minute she gets them.'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."