Clown Collector Pillows

Class Clowns

Sideshow Alley - 'Whoa... big night Dave?!'

"Do you have any other form of collateral?"

Dead Funny

Jackson's greatest fear was that he would die laughing.

"Do you like my new, squirty flower app?"

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Nothing. I think I just slept funny.'

'I've never seen a worse case of sillycosis!'

'Our limo's here.'

Mafia Clowns.

"It's a balloon reminder that all joy is fleeting."

Fish Tricks

Welcome to the Funny Farm.

"I see a tall dark stranger who is about to bring some magic into your life..."

'Something that can seat four?Well, you're in luck... This little beauty came in today- and it's built for twenty.'

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'What clan do you belong to?'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown Wife

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."