Clown Memorabilia Collectors Pillows

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dead Funny

'What clan do you belong to?'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Clown Wife

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Only Clowns

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Hot Dog Animals: $2

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

"Seriously?"

Monster Clown

Clown walks balloon dog

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"There's something very funny about those two!"