Clown Memorabilia Collectors Pillows

"I wonder if Congress has any openings."

Children's Parties

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dead Funny

'What clan do you belong to?'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Clown Wife

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Monster Clown

Hot Dog Animals: $2

Turn your head and laugh.

"Seriously?"

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Clown walks balloon dog

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Only Clowns

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

A skip full of fools.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"There's something very funny about those two!"