Collecting Clowns Pillows

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Crab with a clown face.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Clown Wife

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

"Seriously?"

Only Clowns

Clown walks balloon dog

Monster Clown

'He specializes in funny bones.'

Children's Entertainer