Clown Shoe Collector Pillows

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

A women in a shoeshop.

Dead Funny

'What clan do you belong to?'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Robot Jogger

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Shoes Make The Man

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Clown Wife

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"Do you smell something?"

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'