Clown Shoe Collector Pillows

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Dead Funny

A women in a shoeshop.

'What clan do you belong to?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"Do you do much walking?"

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Shoes Make The Man

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown Wife

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"Do you smell something?"

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

Monster Clown

"Seriously?"