Collecting Clown Memorabilia Pillows

"Give me a break, Doctor."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dead Funny

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Turkish Democracy

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Vegetarian Birds

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Clown Wife

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Only Clowns

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'