Collecting Circus Memorabilia Pillows

"Good luck out there with the normies and un-bearded ladies!"

Billy. The Kid.

Monuments

"Downton Abbey Road"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Fossil bands

The Fab Four

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

Lionel Messi

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.

W.C.Fields

June Brown

Footballers - Andres Flo

Baseball Cheating

Captain Pointy No.12 - Dangerous pilot

Paul McCartney

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

'Look! Fat George must be back in town!'

Dorothy after nine weeks of quarantine

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

Louis Armstrong

'I got you three new autographs in the prison yard today... an NFL and NBA player, plus a movie star!'

The Oxo Tower. The Bisto Tower.