Retro Circus Fan Pillows

Tattooed Lady

Clown on bike.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Litter Tray Training

'He's maturing early.'

Clown God

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Clown Face Painting

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

"What's your occupation?"

Balloon dog poos.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Circus Act

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Clown Skis.

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'