Retro Clown Lover Pillows

Children's Entertainer

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Yearbook

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Clown Wife

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

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Monster Clown

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'It's nice, but I wish we could get more than one channel.'

Only Clowns

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Clown walks balloon dog

"Seriously?"

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"There's something very funny about those two!"