Collecting Train Memorabilia Pillows

Station sign: 'You actually live here?'

I just can't stop thinking about trains!

A trevor of trainspotters

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'Oh my what do we have here Why it's the patients train of thought'

"I think we're losing 'em."

'On behalf of Charter airlines may I apologise again for the delay while the plane is being built.'

'I've brought my car in to have the brake system adjusted.'

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

Snail Crossing.

'Fancy new technology, it says 'Hi, Baby, I'm on the train'.'

'Okay, which one of you guys just tooted?'

The little engine that could, but didn't feel like it

Where airbags should be.

Mail by carrier pigeon

'Well it was fine on the straight but when it hit the last curve the cartoonist lost his perspective!'

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

Post Post Office

Bob always reads the Passenger Information Card, just to see what it says about him.

Peruvian child playing with hisher toy train in hisher mothers hat.

Replacement Bus Service

'You're a bit low on approach, Flight 203!'

Small boy at a railway station says he requires a compartment to hisself because he has to smoke

Angry White Males.

You're my Chattanooga Choo Choo!

Train Spotter

'You and your toy trains...'

Driver Bonnet Ornament.

"Good luck out there with the normies and un-bearded ladies!"

'I understand the chap next door is keen on model trains.'

Clickety Clack! Clickety Clack!

Tuareg discuss the merits of an 'O' gauge locomotive.

Helga was keen to take out a patent on her novel design for a new means of child conveyance!

'Hi mum, I'm on the train. . .'