Collecting Train Memorabilia Pillows

Station sign: 'You actually live here?'

I just can't stop thinking about trains!

A trevor of trainspotters

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"I think we're losing 'em."

'On behalf of Charter airlines may I apologise again for the delay while the plane is being built.'

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

Snail Crossing.

The little engine that could, but didn't feel like it

'Fancy new technology, it says 'Hi, Baby, I'm on the train'.'

Where airbags should be.

Mail by carrier pigeon

'Well it was fine on the straight but when it hit the last curve the cartoonist lost his perspective!'

Peruvian child playing with hisher toy train in hisher mothers hat.

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

Post Post Office

Bob always reads the Passenger Information Card, just to see what it says about him.

Replacement Bus Service

'You're a bit low on approach, Flight 203!'

Small boy at a railway station says he requires a compartment to hisself because he has to smoke

Train Spotter

"Good luck out there with the normies and un-bearded ladies!"

'You and your toy trains...'

Angry White Males.

'I understand the chap next door is keen on model trains.'

Clickety Clack! Clickety Clack!

Helga was keen to take out a patent on her novel design for a new means of child conveyance!

Tuareg discuss the merits of an 'O' gauge locomotive.

"Well, there she goes—the 5:08 to Los Angeles. Right on time!"

'Hi mum, I'm on the train. . .'

'I am sorry son but we have been hit by metal thieves.'