Collecting Clown Memorabilia Gifts

"Give me a break, Doctor."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dead Funny

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Vegetarian Birds

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

Turkish Democracy

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Clown Wife

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Turn your head and laugh.

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'