Collecting Clowns Prints

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

Children's Parties

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dead Funny

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Crab with a clown face.

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'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Clown Wife

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Turn your head and laugh.

"Seriously?"

Monster Clown

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Children's Entertainer

'He specializes in funny bones.'

Clown walks balloon dog

Only Clowns

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'