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Happy.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Dead Funny

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Dog in casino.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Punkins

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Dog Love.

Prepper Dog

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

Museum of Bones

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'That's Milly for you...she buries her bones the minute she gets them.'

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'