Bone Collectors Gifts

Dog House Hunters

"We've got to get him some bones...this is the third TV remote Lucky's buried this week!"

"I started at the bottom, I usually do."

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

Prepper Dog

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Happy.

Barristers

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Cat statues on entrance gate

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Dog in casino.

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Punkins

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Brick Salesman

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"It makes you look old."

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'