Funny Bone Collectors Gifts

'He admits it!'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

Happy.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Dog in casino.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Punkins

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

"It makes you look old."

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Dog Love.

Prepper Dog

Museum of Bones

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."