Funny Bone Aficionados Gifts

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

Skeleton playing fetch.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Fetch the Boomerang

"We need to put in more bones."

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

Movers and shakers.

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"