Funny-bone Enthusiasts Gifts

"Yuck, a bone in my bedroom!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

Fetch the Boomerang

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

"We need to put in more bones."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

Movers and shakers.

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"