Funny Bone Fanatic Gifts

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mister Kane...You've got 'Shingles'.'

Echo Ridge

Alan Carr

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Fetch the Boomerang

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"We need to put in more bones."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

Dog at a restaurant

"Something that makes me look unfit for human consumption."

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

"Care to support the caterers courtesy campaign?" "Do you mind I'm trying to eat!"

Menu. Everything looks so delicious! Thank you!

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that surprising.'