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'I'm afraid it's bad news Mister Kane...You've got 'Shingles'.'

Echo Ridge

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Fetch the Boomerang

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"We need to put in more bones."

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

"Something that makes me look unfit for human consumption."

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

Dog at a restaurant

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that surprising.'

"Care to support the caterers courtesy campaign?" "Do you mind I'm trying to eat!"

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

"If I'd wanted a Picasso I'd have gone to an art gallery, wouldn't I?"

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"