Funny Bone Fans Gifts

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

Skeleton playing fetch.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Fetch the Boomerang

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

Movers and shakers.

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

Dave soon realised it was going to be a tough gig.

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mister Kane...You've got 'Shingles'.'

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

"Get names!"

I don't draw farts, but take it from me that one was from Skunksville.

'Hey, I could help you with your homework, don't eat much, plus you never have to walk me. What do you say?'

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."