Funny Bone Champ Gifts

I don't draw farts, but take it from me that one was from Skunksville.

Snowprov

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Fetch the Boomerang

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

Movers and shakers.

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

"If I'd wanted a Picasso I'd have gone to an art gallery, wouldn't I?"

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

Dave soon realised it was going to be a tough gig.

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mister Kane...You've got 'Shingles'.'

"Get names!"

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."