Funny Bone Owner Gifts

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

'Hey, I could help you with your homework, don't eat much, plus you never have to walk me. What do you say?'

'Nobody takes you seriously? -- Are you trying to be funny?'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Skeleton playing fetch.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Fetch the Boomerang

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

Movers and shakers.

"Care to support the caterers courtesy campaign?" "Do you mind I'm trying to eat!"

Menu. Everything looks so delicious! Thank you!

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'