Funny Bone Owner Pillows

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

'Hey, I could help you with your homework, don't eat much, plus you never have to walk me. What do you say?'

'Nobody takes you seriously? -- Are you trying to be funny?'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Skeleton playing fetch.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Fetch the Boomerang

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

Movers and shakers.

"If I'd wanted a Picasso I'd have gone to an art gallery, wouldn't I?"

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

"Something that makes me look unfit for human consumption."

"Care to support the caterers courtesy campaign?" "Do you mind I'm trying to eat!"