Funny Bone Enthusiast Gifts

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

'No wait....This one is the oral thermometer.'

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

"It's our anniversary, dummy."

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

He has my eyes but my husband's sense of humor.

'I'll get rid of him as soon as I figure out how he does it.'

"You're a laugh a minute Bob-that's not enough!"

'We could use someone with your brains around here. When can you start?'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"Baldo's a pretty simple man."

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

Skeleton playing fetch.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

Fetch the Boomerang

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."

"We need to put in more bones."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

"If I'd wanted a Picasso I'd have gone to an art gallery, wouldn't I?"