Bone Enthusiast Gifts

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

'Better check the expiration date.'

Bewildered dog stares at source of voice commands.

First savings & bone.

Osteoporosis Club: You Must Be This Short.

"We need to put in more bones."

Bones

Osteologist

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

'Ancient bones. Early man. Valuable. Probably Uncle Fred.'

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

'Carbon date if you must but I'd stake my reputation on it being a July, 1993, Sunday Roast!'

Grave yard bones.

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"No water, but man, this place is, like, bone heaven!"

Paleontology Quiz: Based on this bone, you know that this dinosaur....

Skeleton playing fetch.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

Fetch the Boomerang

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."