Bone Collector Enthusiast Gifts

Rags wanted all the bones all the time.

Skeleton playing fetch.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Happy.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Dog in casino.

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Punkins

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

"It makes you look old."

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Dog Love.

Prepper Dog

Museum of Bones

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'