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Rags wanted all the bones all the time.

Skeleton playing fetch.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Happy.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Dog in casino.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Punkins

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Museum of Bones

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Dog Love.

Prepper Dog

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'