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'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Hamlet'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Happy.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Cat statues on entrance gate

Barristers

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Dog in casino.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

Shoes Make The Man

Punkins

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Do you smell something?"

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

"Would you like to try them out?"

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"