Bones Collector Prints

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Hamlet'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Well....I could've done this!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Happy.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Cat statues on entrance gate

Barristers

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Dog in casino.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Robot Jogger

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Shoes Make The Man

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Punkins

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)