Bone Collector Prints

'Oh, so you do keep track of where you bury things.'

"I'm still trying to find my niche."

"You're doing it again, using anthropology to avoid discussing our relationship"

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

Radiologist's Selfie

Dinosaur bones assembled incorrectly

'What kind of calcium supplements did she take, Grandma?'

"He suffers from bone loss. He can't remember where he buries them."

Dog makes a bank deposit.

Dog has a hi-yeild inbox full of bones.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Dr. Biggs, the brush you're using on that T-Rex bone looks a lot like my missing toothbrush.'

Pembrooke drops chicken bones into archaeological dig.

"I got you the same thing."

'What's life all about....Lots of bones!'

'Any bones you find are mine.'

'I want a heavy padlock and two dead bolts on the door.'

Dinosaur in the vet's waiting room.

Man with x-ray burnt onto his back.

'It appears to be some sort of bone.'

'And here's something for the dog.'

'Good morning, breakfast.'

"Stop coding the dog, Fred! He should have to bury his bones himself!"

'Larry, as one dog to another, let's forget this anthropology stuff awhile and have a little fun.'

My first vertebra.

"So every human has over 200 bones in their body?"

Skeleton wanting his bone back.

Taxi Dermy

'Ask the judge if we can put more than two inmates serving life plus 99 years into one cell!'

'Sure, it's a nice buffet, but I can't help thinking it's a bit morbid...'

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

'Yeah? Well, maybe I am a bum! But mark my words: one day my skull is going to be worth millions!!'

Mammoth bone and the dogs.